sweetncthings:

hexygen:

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

onemanstampede:

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys

pyreo:

The Incredibles on release in 2004: Wow it looks amazing!!

The Incredibles 10 years later: It still holds up so well

The Incredibles 11 years later: It still holds up so well

The Incredibles 12 years later: It still holds up so well

The Incredibles 13 years later: It still holds up so well

The Incredibles the moment The Incredibles 2 is released: 

lezbianz:

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me walking into school: despacito

three other kids, all t-posing: despacito

that one teacher that everyone hates: if you don’t stand up for the pledge of allegiance you’re committing treason

nikk-mayson:

garashirs:

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

muppidupp:

snerpthesnerr:

snerpthesnerr:

snerpthesnerr:

DES

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@kattfjaril

ofswordsandpens:

merianymerosmartell:

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths